Jeff Goldblum in my shower! Jeff Goldblum! In my shower!

That dickwhistle teleported Jeff Goldblum into my shower today, I have no words to express how messed up this is. I guess I pissed him off earlier when I took some hay from his hay pile while he was sleeping, but my chinchilla was out of food and I didn’t bother going to the store.

Never really seen him use his powers like this, so I’ll be lying low, trying to steer clear of him for a while. I had a good talk with Jeff Goldblum though; guy is hung like a horse.