I’m home alone at my computer tonight. Browsing through my latest updates on Facebook, I saw a couple of stories that upset me. My brother apparently loves a new Rob Zombie movie and a female friend of mine is “addicted” to some new Justin Bieber song and is going to, quote; “stalk this badboi, is not bad, hes my future husband after all lolz”. I sit there in silence for maybe three minutes.

Fuck it, I pressed the button.

Nothing happened. The J-man apparently endorses psychological torture. I’m very tired, going to bed now.